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Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
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Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai
"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
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Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???
Doosrey dost ne kaha
Larka Maamu ban jata hy
Or
Larki Phuppho..,
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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
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Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
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Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
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Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
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Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
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Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
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Radio Mirchi Fm
(suno,sunao,life banao)
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Wild stone 4 men
New Vival Soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)
Happy Loadshading...=P;->
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Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti
Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
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Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
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Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
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~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
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They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
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